http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com ... ate-starts
"BUSY BEAVERS HA HA GET IT? Oregon State, having watched Oregon act out and get all of daddy's attention for the first portion of the Fulmer Cup season, have decided to start dating dangerous jazz musicians, smoke a little reefer, and cruise skeevy juke joints with who knows what kind of hoi-polloi. A girl could get into trouble like this, but you can't tell a determined skirt like this what to do when she's hopped up on chocolate malts and the dumb vigor of youth!"
"In a handicapped spot? FOR SHAME, gentlemen. Those are reserved for bros with their grandmother's handicapped permits to park right in front of the gym and get to the squat rack faster, not your drunk, golf-cart flipping asses"
Oregon is still getting more mileage out of the press than the Beavers current 7 arrests (and counting)... Seems as if OS should get extra credit for the double jeopardy AKA Olander?
