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There is no 'ctrl' button on Jeremiah Masoli's computer. Jeremiah Masoli is always in control.

Jeremiah Masoli destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

On his birthday, Jeremiah Masoli randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

It takes Jeremiah Masoli 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Jeremiah Masoli doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalk.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jeremiah Masoli.

Google won't let you search for Jeremiah Masoli because it knows you don't find Jeremiah Masoli, he finds you.

I love it...someone needs to start a website

Jeremiah Masoli turns water into Gatorade... He leaves the whine for the wannabes.

Please stop the Chuck jokes with JM as a substitute. I couldnt stand the Chuck jokes and putting JM in place doesnt make it better.

There goes my beer!

Nah, I still owe you one from last year.

I love em as Chuck jokes and I love em even more as Mas jokes. He's absolutely a stud...He runs over safety's for crying out loud

When the boogyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Jeremiah Masoli

HugeInTheEug wrote:If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jeremiah Masoli.

Definitely my favorite one

Jeremiah Masoli doesn't have blood...he is filled with magma.

Jeremiah Masoli can sneeze with his eyes open.

When Masoli does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.

Masoli recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage....we know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you spell Jeremiah Masoli in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

If you ever have to ask the question, "What was the number of the truck that just hit me?" you should know in advance that the answer is always 8. That is unless you just woke up from a coma inflicted when the truck's number was 2.

^^

Jeremiah Masoli once went to The Virgin Islands. When he left, it was just called The Islands.